December 2011
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basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
I love being called baby.
Just enough patronizing to put me in my place.
Because today we live in a society in which spurious realities are manufactured...
– Philip K. Dick (via slekes)
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I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike...
– Mohandas K Gandhi (via basedgodxmas)
I still love books. Nothing a computer can do can compare to a book. You can’t...
– Ray Bradbury (via immortels)
thedoctorwhore:
I spent most of the day watching American Horror Story
hglaksdjhgsdlz it’s great.
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The bookstore made a mistake and I got an early copy of The Fault in Our Stars! aaahhh! :)
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why is my nose so cold
I will never ever date someone who smokes cigarettes.
It’s too disgusting to handle.
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I put my pjs on in the dark last night and woke up to find them both on backwards.
Does that mean we get snow?
beavvers:
“i need to talk to you” is the scariest english phrase ever
Everything holding me together just blew up in my face.
fuck.
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my house smells like latkes
yay
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With Kim Jong Il, all of the things in North Korea...
violetbeauretard:
Good night, forever, my sweet prince.
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Why is there sugar in Kraft macaroni and cheese?
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marijuwaffle:
I love it when people have the birth of Jesus nativity scene on their lawn and they have Santa Claus right next to it, as if watching the birth of Jesus. People like that are great examples of people like that.
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I love rice socks.
I’ve had the worst headache all day and now it’s laying across my neck and gah i love rice socks.
butterscotch-crotch asked: I'm in complete and utter shock... I'm just gonna assume it's the same people (Republicans) that think Occupiers just need to get off their lazy asses and get jobs. :/
butterscotch-crotch asked: I meant "Is this serious?" as in is this seriously a movement right now. Not that you were being serious, obviously.
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I'm giving up birth control #untilabortionends
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